I don't want Cabin Fever 2 to disappoint.

i just called "home skillet" do i look like a breakfast platter?

getting RT'd by convicts
over everything

and if you're first tweet is "how do i use this?" i will promise myself to never follow you.

I beg her to whip me when I misbehave

The Real Housewives parody is on point, they act and look like that....#loitersquad

Has anybody heard the new drake track? 1 minute listening and I'm tweeting about it.

Corpus Christi criminal mug shots 😂 pic.twitter.com/dmYm3h7E

That's real douche bag of you irv.......

Putting my two weeks in, got all this bingo money....

Customers getting wet after the news that they saved $1 on their groceries.

Texans aren't super bowl material yet :-(

My moms back 😁

My mom comes back tomorrow, fuckkkkk yes :-)

Finally talked to my mom :-)

It's barely hitting me that my moms leaving Thursday and it makes me feel shitty.

happy birthday to my mom, love you.

that abstinence guy at the assembly was a asshole, straight up.

@sarahalvar3z quit your shit

Shrimp, steak, liquor imposter! 😤