Wow, I just hit 500 followers. It's only a matter of time before i'm back to 450. lol

When your 7yr old son thinks that tampons and croutons are the same thing, you need to rethink your parenting goals.

Is there such a thing as "Sympathy Munchies?" I'm starving this morning! #Happy420

@jrreid11 then let the rain fall and dance in it with your mouth wide open :)

My Christmas Kids  http://twitpic.com/bpck9c 

The kids got Wreck-it Ralph & Princess Vanellope on their lunch bags today. Not my best work, but like it. pic.twitter.com/dMURcpMf

All the children were hung by the chimney with care....

@rn4preemi Naked Tipsy Tweeter Twister! LOL

@joselynhughes BECAUSE THE HOARDERS ARE BEING HOARDED BY OTHER HOARDERS!

I'm always disappointed in rioter's, they stand for nothing but theft & destruction. They will forever be an embarrassment to humanity.

#Coffee pic.twitter.com/fP3ezZjdPK

I know very little about lottery games, but I just bought Powerball, Megabucks & Mega Millions tickets. I promise to share with all of you;)

Breakfast meats at a buffet...my biggest downfall. I swear I ate at least 3 whole pigs & a small cow. It was GOOOOOOOOOD!

Me today, still growing out the grey 8) pic.twitter.com/fjJdoFowCZ

I'm no employer, but I did request a doctor's note. Here it is!  http://twitpic.com/cmy9bh 

I should start a free dessert of the month club for my twitter friends =)

That being said, Billy Madison is starting on Starz right now. More my speed...lol

I should write a song titled "I Got A Cleavage Full Of Breadcrumbs."

@dirtywaitress Apparently not. I'm not a fan and don't watch any. I miss when it was just MTV's Real World. lol

RT @briangaar: Dear naps, I'm sorry I was a jerk to you in kindergarten