Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I hope Mark Jackson is in the locker room helping Steph Curry unblock his 7 chakras so he can go into the Avatar state in the 3rd Q.
My favorite part of the Grammys was when there were shots of rappers giving Glen Campbell a standing ovation.
Just added "Illuminati Theorist" to the skills section of my résumé.
If I was playing Pictionary & I had to draw dignity, I'd draw a toddler defiantly taking off his baby leash.
I was watching The Bible, but Jesus was too white.
I wish I had the ability to fall asleep at a reasonable hour, but I guess I'll settle for the ability to write these bangin' ass tweets!!
"Two lane highway, you say? I better go the same speed as the guy on my right."
"Let freedom ring? No! I answer that call!"
-Excerpt from one of my mayoral campaign speeches #SpeechExcerpts
Shout out to Jack in the Box for refusing to film their commercials in widescreen & HD. That shit's just a fad anyway.
I bet there's a future President of the US on Twitter right now bitching about how his parents won't let him go see Iron Man 3 at midnight.
I'll never not be in the mood to listen to Niggas in Paris.
Bi-girl: I'd say my sexuality is...fluid.
Sassy friend: Gurrlll, sexuality is all fluids!!
-Excerpt from my script that no one wants to make