Sometimes you gotta skeet on a girl's back and go ghost like swayze.

Yo I'm pretty high and I have serious case of the munchies.

Damn my only twitter crush is talking to someone. So this is how fake relationship feelings work?

White people caused global warming because by wearing flip flops every season. It's making the earth confused.

I read your Bio and some of your tweets then I decide to follow.

Girls always care about whether a man is loyal or not. Loyalty comes from within. You can't make someone loyal no matter how much you try.

Whoa did someone suggest me a follower who does web cam porn? What are you trying to hint at?

The CDC is crazy. They do have a vaccine for zombies. They just want to fuck with us.

I'm debating if I should get a scorpio tattoo or get a scorpio versus a mega shark in a ying yang twist with sunglasses. I dunno I dunno.

If I needed extra security in my place I would not own a dog. I would own a professional boxer. Of course he will have a shock collar.

I don't even understand how men can pass laws that limits women's control on their own body. Barbarians.

If my husband doesn't sexually violate me when I sleep...why did I even marry him? -___-

@sonofcha is very funny and attractive...ok...where can I get myself one?

I fucking love pizza. I can eat it for breakfast, lunch, & dinner. Also munchies snack.

Ooooohhhhh sexxxxxxyyy girrrrrrrrrlfriend!

Yo I swear some people never have to struggle ever in their life. This lady swiped her card and options popped up. She's like what is EBT?

Ok I gotta go get my coffee and cigarette even though I'm coughing up my lungs. Cancer is cancer. Shrug it off.

Good morning. I've been up since 9 but just didn't tweet.

I'm excited to start my massage therapy classes next year in January. Then I can finally do acupressure massage.

Yes your anti-flag and suicidal tendencies patches really boost your punk energy by 0002.5 %