first they came for the autistic twitter virgins, and i didnt speak up because even speaking online is considerably difficult for me

hundreds of lonely singles in your area! no, wait… theres this massive blip on our lonely singles radar but turns out its actually just you

birthday party  http://i.imgur.com/VPEfJ.jpg 

eveyone can be a cute 2d girl on the internet

im afriad the internet will eventually become a pyramid of shitty weird ppl laffing at the slightly worse people just below them

dinner for three http://t.co/7EKggvJf

http://t.co/tnS6QaId

give a man a link, he will jo for a day. teach the man how to get past the freaking panda and he'll jo for a lifetime

@celestialbeard im repeatedly throwing the red angry berd at your gay avatar

http://t.co/0zZf3vp7

i cannot believe my little sister owns all the trainworks dlc

hey @e6g02fsqirm it would be a cool april fools prank if you tweeted today

(in butthead voice) ignore the ableist langauge, but your a retard (beavis voice:) yeah

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@pickupastronaut the shire

http://t.co/YICSRl72

http://t.co/0K8RuWEq the last thing ppl disrespecting anime girl avatars see

@wrangelisland and for your final mission, agent sonicrulez… *slides picture* "i uh… im not very good at recognizing faces but thats… me?

If you havin' catboy problems I feel bad for you, nyan~