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You're not a person. It doesn't matter how many selfies or intelligent articles you publish. You will never be a human being.
Vigilante justice is the only justice.
I feel more dead inside than usual. Happy goddamn birthday to me.
Just had an accident in the kitchen and broke a bunch of plates and I'm just like good, I won't have to wash those later.
I hath donned the blanket of no return.
In Psych of Intimate Relationships I learned that I was in an emotionally abusive relationship with the idea of god.
Just bought some worms on the internet.
Nothing like a summertime mini-outage to put the fear of your electric bill into your heart.
Lol @ that one time I puked @ work & the toilet was broken.
Gin drunk. Drunk fruit. Braised pork. Perfect.
functioning alcoholics anonymous
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