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What the fuck is an Easter and why is everyone doing it?
Grilled cheese sex dreams.
Man fuck thanksgiving; I'm hungry NOW.
Stuck in Ohio. Daft.
Time for patio wine & cigarettes in honour of dis uterus ain't never held no baby day.
Arctic Monkeys make me touch myself.
Wrap me in an electric blanket like a burrito. Send a ransom note to my boss.
We're gonna get high and listen to Miles.
Not being skinny, rich, or white is super underrated.
It's not my fault white people can't mind their own damn business.
being with you is like being alone
[he meant it as a compliment]
I really like the way literally nothing is my problem anymore.
poor me; pour me