Just gave my kids a kiss as they sleep. Thanks to healthcare reform, I can afford to insure them both, not just the one without cancer.

An Open Letter to the Apple News Community on Steve Jobs’ Health, Professional Boundaries and Not Being Douchebags http://frkbr.net/fdgXpo

One year from now:
- Safari 6
- Chrome 37
- Firefox 19
- IE 10 Metro

OH MAN ANDROID IS WINNING. RT @asymco: iPhones now are 84% of smartphones sold at AT&T.

Just gave my kids a kiss as they sleep. Thanks to healthcare reform, I can afford to ensure them both, not just the one without cancer.

Apple trolled Google, real, real hard this morning. iPad 3 event announcement during the Google keynote.

Oh sure, your Dribble account is far more impressive than re-building an entire OS’ control paradigm in 8 months.

I need Jonathan Ive to redesign my liver after this week.

Headline: THIS IS TRUE.

Story: THIS MIGHT NOT BE TRUE

#pageviews

Cable management is my spirit animal.

More like Dramagram, AMIRITE?

Wow, Tumblr is gone. Someone forget to pay the hosting bill?

Why can’t Tapbots make Feedbot?

If I pay for an iOS app, it shouldn't bug me for an iTunes rating.

I came back to work to this. Wow. http://t.co/32NNvtgG

You guys remember Nintendo?

Oh crap. @imyke has started driving.  http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/66577000/jpg/_66577137_66577136.jpg …

Really excited about this: 512 Pixels: Announcing 'Bartending: Memoirs of an Apple Genius' http://t.co/fxXeqMKS

You know Apple's big time when middle-aged women in a mechanic's waiting room are talking about the iPad 3 event.

Remember that time we invaded a continent and killed a ton of Native Americans?

What? Just pass the gravy.