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I’m proud to announce Yahoo has acquired mykechats.
Some people really shouldn’t be allowed to use computers.
That thing when you log in to the wrong FTP server and are confused for like 4 minutes.
“Everything is associated with terrorism in your country.” - @imyke
Whoop. That. Trick.
Larry Page has always impressed me, but he’s on fire today.
Big day. Time for a bike ride.
Effing huge week. But about secret things. As you do.
The Europeans are coming now. This is like Bizarro Twitter.
In which I win at Photoshop, and rage-fist at Apple:
Strange Things Are Afoot at AppleCare http://512pixels.net/2013/05/strange-things-are-afoot-at-applecare/ …
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