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Is a "I fucked your daughter" cake appropriate I don't know how to deal with this guilt.
I miss overly chubby Adele. Now she's just appropriately chubby Adele.
There's no mono in monogamy... Wait. Shit.
If you drive a fiat I hate you.
Being a teenaged boy for six years of my life really ruined lotion for me.
Once a Marine, always Marine... unless you're gay, then you can get the fuck out.