Why is mr. Krabs daughter a whale? why does a sponge live in a fruit? Since when do squids play flutes? And how did Sandy end up in the sea?

dear @ijever who fucking caressss? why are u always on twitter? take a damn break & shut ur hole

#agoodboyfriend will make you laugh on purpose just so he can remind you how much he loves your smile

'Whip My Hair' must be a really depressing song for bald people. LOL

Who else thinks @ijever should shut the fucking fuccccck up?

Rebecca black tour? Life...is madeeeeee

#agoodboyfriend send you random texts telling you you're beautiful just so he can know you're smiling

Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.

#bored #ihateschool #idontwannago #idk #tagsarefun

@iconicgac happy bday em.. enjoyy

Face it, me & you would make some sexy ass babies @itsjuliaandrea

Its past 12 overhere so, happy birthday @erikaisdtf! have fun lindaaa

Happy valentines day @bieberscrush @venalesa @marifernanda10 @gabeisamazingxo @welovegabe @bieberisacutie @grrawrjustinee @zombiesatejasey

Happy birthday mom of my future kids @xirawrbxtch i miss talking to uu. Have a great one muaaah

#agoodboyfriend will not look at any other girl the same way he looks at you

laibas innocence is too cute

♋

@bieberscrush youre the only loser who believes anyone hahah

@mileychic u seriously need to change ur icon. having it on my mentions is.. just a tiny bit weird

@lolwowjosie yeah, her name's Josie