Choking on my drink laughing at @eddiedellasiepe's comedy now special

"I wrote you in my planner. In pen. So no pressure." My friends are the best. #LOL #Friendship

"Their daring, nerve and chivalry set Gryffindors apart"

"What happened here" "Its a blister" "No kidding, what from?" "...from my dirty hoe" #LOL #Memories

BIRTHDAY BURR WITH THE BIRTHDAY GOAL! #Canucks

"Fuck you and those smores" #LOL

So @emilymik4 just needs to watch the Sidney Cam always

Me: "Go Vancouver!" Him: "You turncoat" #LOL

JAKE GARDINER! FIRST CAREER GOAL! TIES THE GAME! MY HEART!

"He must have gotten killed in the middle of his audio loop. He couldn't finish a hoo. HOO HOO--MRR!"-@tobyturner #CantBreathe

Fucking hell yes. #Canucks come back from trailing against the #Habs, force it into a shootout. And wiiiin! *happy dancing all over*

"Pick a partner and pick him wisely." - Alex Roy @sparksthealex

"Someone call for my help" "uh...help?" "I'LL SAVE YOU! *goes leaping off into the lake*"

@alexalltimelow No Homo, right?

@alexalltimelow can you deny the butterflies Alex? #seewhatIdidthere

"You can't ignore that its gunna pour, when there clouds in the sky...lalala I have two...eyes"- @tobyturner

Me: "Who was that?" Dad: "Leons, I'm a special customer...free gift!" <3

Shutting my laptop off and it faded to black I instantly thought 'OUTRO OF DARKNESS' Mr. Turner, you have corrupted me @tobyturner

"So please stay in our lives and I promise to stay in yours"- @jacobhoggard <3333

Youre not what Im used to, far from usual. Cause being dope's much better than being beautiful