@chris_kendall_ @lepreas Sometimes, life is just beautiful. pic.twitter.com/thBUt1bG

@pottermoosh @1dcostarica is going to be PISSED.

I didn't know Jennette McCurdy (Sam from iCarly) could sing. She's really good too.

@maureenjohnson Siri, where is the nearest lifeboat? #titanic2012

@tyleroakley @jakebley The next fucking Stephanie Meyer right there. That shit is brilliant. New York Times Best-Seller alert.

Norma, that's your son. Stop. #BatesMotel

"NO RERUN FOR YOU" reminded me of "NO SOUP FOR YOU" and I chuckled. #Seinfeld

@maureenjohnson I'm not sorry. pic.twitter.com/Efcw4NXYz0

Clara has been in three episodes, and she's died in all three. #thenewRory #DoctorWho

Does Goran Višnjić even age? He looks exactly the same.

I love Anderson Cooper more than any other person on the planet.

@delenafreakk Yes, definitely getting the albums. Family, shmamily.

Gallery Girls on Bravo. I don't understand. What do they do? What is this about? Why are they on television?

@justaddtommy I saw Ava at the end, but not you! Still awesome though!!!

@pottermoosh We're like North and South Dakota except we don't gloat about it.

Not sure if I am unknowingly jointing a cult, but I don't mind. Everyone needs to follow @nottildaswinton. EVERYONE.

If you're not following @nottildaswinton you are missing out.

Sleep? What's that? Never heard of it. http://t.co/wzPmuWHx

@catrific @teen B.S. Baby Snooki! OMG I could NOT stop laughing!!! haha

The phrase "isn't it?" is weird. Because you are technically saying "is not it?" instead of "is it not?"