My favorite position is the Congress. Basically it's when you fuck 300 million people.

"Iceland shows how it's done: bank CEO, brokers arrested over collapse. Note: "arrested", not "given bonus"." http://t.co/oP3F7X6w

Merry Christmas!

Now make like a stocking and get stuffed by someone you love.

Track your raccoon's comings and goings easily! Aim a barcode scanner at the front door and program it to recognize his tail.

Hi.

You should oppose gay marriage because the invisible creator of the universe, who impregnated a married jewish virgin, says its wrong.

I never hear stories about porn stars sleeping with underage boys, but priests? Hah!

Here's a thought: maybe repressing sexuality is bad?

Today guy asked me to explain what the furry fandom was. So I blew him right there in the elevator. He thinks he's a wolf.

And the Lord said, thy tails shall curl! Huskies 1:9

To anybody who gets a new car with a giant red ribbon on it this Christmas: teach me to give head like you.

#OccupyWallStreet really needs a few GOD HATES FAGS and YOU'RE GOING TO HELL signs. Those guys never get hassled by the police.

GOP Mission Statement: It is vitally important that we destroy America to show America that Obama is destroying our country.

Campaign manager returns home, finds family pet slaughtered, "LIBERAL" written on the body:

http://t.co/13wyAbUs

@natgeochannel Only about 20% of the most active, convention-going furries wear costumes. Which is like defining "voters" as "The Tea Party"

Oh god help...! I can't breathe... I'm crying... I'm laughing so hard...
http://t.co/mnBJNrMx

The TSA have caught zero terrorists, but police have caught over 400 TSA criminals in the last 10 years.

I FIGURED OUT WHY GSHEPS ARE DERPY! They all suffer from sheep deprivation...

Use the coupon code RACCOONS to eat free at Dunkin Dumpsters. ^.^

Dude, put your fursuit back on. I was just starting to feel the magic. And the magic felt a lot like a boner. #MWFF

BREAKING: Adobe discontinues all new development on mobile flash player. http://t.co/phiqdTjH

Every day, thousands of bunnies are DTY, but don't get yiffed. Text "Yiff" to 40404 to donate $10 to their cause.