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My favorite position is the Congress. Basically it's when you fuck 300 million people.
Now make like a stocking and get stuffed by someone you love.
Track your raccoon's comings and goings easily! Aim a barcode scanner at the front door and program it to recognize his tail.
You should oppose gay marriage because the invisible creator of the universe, who impregnated a married jewish virgin, says its wrong.
I never hear stories about porn stars sleeping with underage boys, but priests? Hah!
Here's a thought: maybe repressing sexuality is bad?
Today guy asked me to explain what the furry fandom was. So I blew him right there in the elevator. He thinks he's a wolf.
And the Lord said, thy tails shall curl! Huskies 1:9
To anybody who gets a new car with a giant red ribbon on it this Christmas: teach me to give head like you.
#OccupyWallStreet really needs a few GOD HATES FAGS and YOU'RE GOING TO HELL signs. Those guys never get hassled by the police.
GOP Mission Statement: It is vitally important that we destroy America to show America that Obama is destroying our country.
The TSA have caught zero terrorists, but police have caught over 400 TSA criminals in the last 10 years.
I FIGURED OUT WHY GSHEPS ARE DERPY! They all suffer from sheep deprivation...
Use the coupon code RACCOONS to eat free at Dunkin Dumpsters. ^.^
Dude, put your fursuit back on. I was just starting to feel the magic. And the magic felt a lot like a boner. #MWFF
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