I'll steal your 1987, And i don't care..

Girl, you are clearly not as hardcore as your one side head shave indicates...

"HARRY POTTER DOESNT MAKE YOU GAY!!"

And you could have it all..... My empire of dirt...

I need more jazz in my life

Sometimes I wonder why I ever bother...

not one black person got wet in the filming of this movie... #MSTweet3k

Reach down ur hand into your pocket... And pull out some hope for me...

You ain't broken, you're just bent like me...

Just watched 2 40 something's do that screechy girlie... "OMG HIII HOW ARE You" crap in target... Ladies stop that shit...

Traversing the deeper recesses seldom visited by conscious thought...

Wish I were somewhere else right now...

sometimes the argument is the solution...

Dear lousy mood, where did u come from so suddenly, and why won't u leave..??

Just yanked 4 nose hairs at once... Didn't feel a thing... Does that make me badass??

Holy fuck! This woman at the deli makes Ogra from The Dark Crystal look attractive... #annadale

hello twitter... Meet @amandadellea #embarrassyourbestfriend http://t.co/WAiIkcAe

to see you when i wake up, is a gift...

Here at Nissan we know you are too stupid to use the PSI gauge built into the air pump, so we'll honk & flash at you... your welcome

itunes why are you creating a new playlist for every album & every artist as i import ALL my files? this is gonna suck to clean up #facepalm