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I wish the secret admirer I have @ work would reveal his/herself so on days that candy hasnt been left on my desk I can just go ask for it
I will never be an overweight office admin with a high pitched voice. Mostly because I don't have a high pitched voice.
So a mormon and a christian walk into a strip clu-Just kidding! Christians don't hang out with mormons.
Having a cat now gives me a good excuse to find a bra in the kitchen sink, a sock on the piano, & keys in the toilet. It used to be my fault
Scheduled 4 weeks of vacation in NJ & FL. I have to pack underwear since my familys going. I also have to pack vodka since my famiy is going
The people at the office cafe don't appreciate me taking money out of my bra to pay for coffee like a bartender does when I buy beer.
I wonder if my boss knows that this "Live Sharepoint Meeting" is actually just a 2 hour Hulu break for me.
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