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Procrastination? HA! #dontgetmestarted
I reckon everyone will die except for that woman that John killed with a hammer #corrie
Totes gona get myself a scooter
Why is everyone in Ireland celebrating England's loss? What did England ever do to.......Oh..........Oh right.........yeah.....
#SignstheRelationshipIsOver You wake up tied to a chair with your partner standing over you, laughing maliciously and wielding a hammer.
"I am from China" - A Chinese person.
365 friends on facebook. I'm about 99% sure that I've 12 friends (MAX) in real life.
"We like really weird music" Yeah, nobody's even heard of RHCP since they're so underground like #xfactor
She can't be sixteen...She just can't be #xfactor
What's the difference between a pizza and a drummer? A pizza wouldn't nick your shit of the tour bus =p
I have less than a hundred problems, but I assure you that a woman of ill virtue is no concern of mine. #WhitePeopleRap