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What does "alive" feel like?
But the guy at smoothie king just said "I will give you a dollar in quarters if you bend over for me" and then shuts the window. IM SCARED
On Fridays I clean and watch the ancient alien marathon till the new episode comes on at 10pm. Some kind of life I live
My knee just gave out walking upstairs at school and I literally fell to the side and grabbed the rail and ppl didn't even try & help me
If it starts storming then bye I'm dead all this hairspray will run into my eyes and I won't be able to take my midterm.
I have to stop buying little boy jeans. The crotch is all weird and my dick just can't be right in them.
I've drank so much caffeine and taken so many stimulants my eyes are fucking vibrating in my skull
About to get certified in "suicide prevention" ya kno as a fallback career. I could always be a suicide prevention person phone operator
When people that you went to high school with and were rude work at a gas station now and you're about to graduate college >>>>
If I wanna smoke hella marijuana it ain't my fault
The UPS guy just asked me to sign for a package.... Like dude do I look like I work at this tanning place or what the fuck I'm in camo bro.
I'm always eavesdropping on people's convos like I care what they're talking about
Amanda bynes got a fat ass tho
No one talk to me. None of these poli sci majors are my friends. Don't look at me don't talk to me don't act like I'm rude bc I h8 u