Seriously, some people are so fucking stupid that I can't even handle it.

Ummmm I need to lose 5 lbs in 2 hours.

#ThingsYouSayToYourBestFriend: let's just marry each other.

You don't miss him. You miss the guy who he never was, who he will never be. That's not missing him.

#MyExTaughtMe that when you cheat on someone, they have to be uglier than the person you're dating.

#WhatMostWomenWant is a man to feel the exact same way she feels about him. #AndViceVersa

#5reasonsIHateFaceBook: I hate that even though I hate it, I still use it. #CurrentlyFbookStalking

Here's a list of everyone I care about:
1. Not You

He'll start calling when you stop caring. #itsthetruthgirl

Forgive & forget.
Jk I still fucking hate you. #grudge

Girls don't realize how crazy they are until a bitch likes his status.

The biggest hypocrite you'll ever meet is your boyfriend, when he becomes your ex boyfriend.

#ItsTimeForYouToRealize that he just wants to be in you not with you.

Wait, you're madly in love with him? I couldn't tell by the way you were fucking someone else.

Maybe he was put in your life to remind you how much better you really deserve. #itsthetruthgirl

Eventually you'll get to the point where you'll just forget to miss them.

Well, well, well, what a lying little bastard you turned out to be.

One night, when all of the little sluts aren't around, he'll miss you. Let him.

Shout out to the people remaining single so they can fuck around all they want and not have to answer to anyone. #DoingItRight

I know that you messed up and I know that you are truly sorry but fuck you.