the most advice I can ever give you is: dont listen to country music after a breakup.

Better to be crazy and know it than be sane and have your doubts

Still the funniest DM screenshot ever RT @nerdlifethuggin LMMFAOOOOO RT @rollthemtreesup: Meanwhile in my dms.. pic.twitter.com/12pTmB1GyP

Dont look now guys but looks like the jews and arabs are still fighting again

@karentozzi WHO THE FUCK IS GENE SHALIT AND WHY DO U KEEP USING THE DAMN PARENTHESIS?R U TRYING TO KILL US?

so thankful this season for this job that is sucking the life out of me.*qshrug. life is complicated.

ok i got 4 people dead for black friday during shopping. anyone care to take the over or under?

Almost time to get ready for work and review questionable life choices again!

So I pick up Cosmo magazine sometimes. Whoopty fuckin doo.wanna fight about it?

RT @simretzeru “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.” ~ J.K. Rowling

@simretzeru digital activism, not as much weight as on the ground, yet counts for something, raises awareness, arab spring-esque

Fuck flying cars. WHEN DO WE GET TO BE CENTAURS?

RT @gbrumfiel That is one sad monkey. ‏@mahirzeynalov The Iranian astronaut monkey. pic.twitter.com/qyiZkxLW

there's really no wrong way to 'do' twitter.but if your thoughts make people want to uppercut you, then you probably belong on FB

really hoping the mayans were right about this end stuff.otherwise i will still owe the IRS a bunch of back taxes

Honest* RT @ethihippie: #RedFlag “@oh_u_tastyhuh: I dont want a relationship I just want to have fun”

Nicki just had sex with everyone and everything lol

RT @befeqe "... መሽቶ በነጋ ቁጥር እያነስን፣
ይኸው እዚህ ደረስን። ....
" ግጥምን በጃዝ (ተፈሪ ዓለሙ) #Ethiopia

shit is fucked up all around.But still thankful cuz it could always, always be worse

RT @kentucker And its greatest abuser of the apostrophe RT: ‏@nra We are freedom's greatest hope,it's biggest army,and it's brightest future