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Down a hill - that's how I roll. (help me)
We are in this together folks. No-one gets left behind.
'do a barrel roll' is all we got on a friday night guys? seriously?
Trying to keep up with tweets about vagina is exhausting.
Oh ya, and booze.
really thought that "Im not too concerned with your bra size because isn't it what's inside that really counts" nailed it tonight.
You saucy son of a bitch.
Sunday morning coming down.
Less worky...more boozy.
Next time my boss says "you can handle that can't ya buddy?" at five o'clock I'm burning the place down. Coworkers can thank me later.
Hey twitter...it's DUCT tape. Ok sorry. Carry on.
Is it just me or does it seem like Mumford and Sons only know one song?
Just about drunk enough to start living in the present or get cut off. Whichever comes first.