Down a hill - that's how I roll. (help me)

We are in this together folks. No-one gets left behind.

Well it's been nice knowing you Vodka, four beers and stale chicken finger. Next time it's on me. #happyhalloween

'do a barrel roll' is all we got on a friday night guys? seriously?

“@briangaar: Monday mornings should be called Still Not Rich” got my vote.

Trying to keep up with tweets about vagina is exhausting.

Not too sure its still up in the air @cool_jesse #manwhosoldtheworld

“@elsapelsjas: “What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.”” Wow. Cruelty knows no boundaries. J/K that was hilarious !

Oh ya, and booze.

really thought that "Im not too concerned with your bra size because isn't it what's inside that really counts" nailed it tonight.

You saucy son of a bitch.

Sunday morning coming down.

Less worky...more boozy.

Next time my boss says "you can handle that can't ya buddy?" at five o'clock I'm burning the place down. Coworkers can thank me later.

@canadiancheri . not just any chips...salt AND vinegar

Hey twitter...it's DUCT tape. Ok sorry. Carry on.

Is it just me or does it seem like Mumford and Sons only know one song?

Just about drunk enough to start living in the present or get cut off. Whichever comes first.

@letsgetgizzy @iamenidcoleslaw bangs !

@laytesagain point to your crotch every time you sing "back in town"