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Down a hill - that's how I roll. (help me)
waking up and deleting drunk twitter messages is the new flipping the piss soaked couch cushions.
We are in this together folks. No-one gets left behind.
Anyone down for some late night Peabo Bryson ?
'do a barrel roll' is all we got on a friday night guys? seriously?
Less worky...more boozy.
Next time my boss says "you can handle that can't ya buddy?" at five o'clock I'm burning the place down. Coworkers can thank me later.
Hey twitter...it's DUCT tape. Ok sorry. Carry on.
Is it just me or does it seem like Mumford and Sons only know one song?
Trying to keep up with tweets about vagina is exhausting.
American boy living in Canada. Put the hockey game on in the background just in case.