In the UK we celebrate Misgiving, a year-round festival of formless dread and unease.

"Mr Dylan, you claim the answer was 'blowing in the wind'. I put it to you that it was illegally intercepted." #popleveson

I may have discovered the most passive-aggressive way yet to tut at people on trains whose headphones are too loud: ostentatious Shazamming

@glinner Ordinary peasantes, who trafficke notte with Satan, will have naught to feare from ye Witchfinder.

Oh, the wretched Gove also took a pop at @michaelrosenyes, who is obviously getting to him. Please keep it up, Mr Rosen.

Amazon cuts off customer, wipes Kindle, nukes account, explains nothing. RT @evbjone: Scary stuff - DRM at it's worst:  http://www.bekkelund.net/2012/10/22/outlawed-by-amazon-drm/ …

Thoughts with @rabite, who is about to get railroaded in a USA court for accessing a public web server and then talking about it.

The shy guy in @derrenbrown tonight was apparently having a drink with Harry Potter and Ron Weasley #fearandfaith

So IDS has only been claiming on average about one thousand four hundred pounds a week for essential living expenses (on top of his salary.)

In fairness to Iain Duncan Smith, the £914,000 he has claimed in expenses is since 2001, so it's only £76,000 a year on top of his MP salary

Amazing RT @doubleshiny: Homosexuality will lead to a duck revolution, says Jasmine, 14 from Scargill http://t.co/QesEF8Fs

You know that expression "to put a vampire in charge of a blood bank"? Govt puts Plasma Resources UK up for sale:  http://www.dh.gov.uk/health/2013/01/plasma-resources/ …

@mitchbenn There are never any unwanted kittens or puppies in Lannisport - a Lannister always spays his pets. #gameofthronesjoke

@glinner The emails say Tory backbenchers were 'lined up' to softball Hunt when he made the Sky statement. J R-M one. http://t.co/dFRSDKYS

@jackofkent My uncle once glued a caption to the wall by a gallery fire-extinguisher. People stopped to admire it.

Yes, I do choose to end the unresponsive program iTunes.exe. I would choose to burn it down and plough salt into the ashes if only I could.

@glinner I like the way Cameron dismissed a "grand bargain" with Murdoch; misdirects from a constant quid-pro-quo of little favours.

@davidpetervale @mitchbenn My artist's impression of Cameron and Rebekah Brooks riding that police horse pic.twitter.com/cNIZHzK1AF

In a shocking development the new Pope has thrown off his disguise to reveal Dan Brown pulling the best marketing stunt ever

@mitchbenn I can't believe we are still running Windsors XP.