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“You’re a loose cannon! Turn in your gun and badge! And gauntlets.” - Goth Cop
This summer on USA Goth Cop.
The Rock definitely writes all his own dialogue.
Just so we’re clear I don’t WANT to see Matt Damon’s penis I NEED to see Matt Damon’s penis.
What’s the over/under that Matt Damon will hang dong in that Liberace movie
That was actually my beeper going off in Kid Rock’s Bawitdabaw sorry guys was very unprofessional of me.
Rush will be the first Jedis inducted into the Rock’n Roll Hall of Fame.
Edward Fortyhands but with Fast & the Furious movies.
No one will cry harder when Kanye West dies than Kanye West.
Business idea: seeing eye snakes
Been to the Gilmore Girls Wikipedia page one too many times today.
Best Week Ever is written entirely by parody accounts.
So glad Metallica didn’t put anything out after ‘88.
Hi! *HEADBUTT - babies