my friend said good people are never bored, and now i have another complex.:P

I hate not having a remote-control in my hands that changes the music in StarBucks to whatever I want..

I think I have a crush on every weird girl.

i just had an epiphany and realized that I'd love it if everyone were humorous, all the time, about everything. #toomuchtwitter

..sometimes a star is not enough.

I wanna get drunk & then I wanna be the type of person who likes getting drunk.

my "i'm probably a douchebag today" sensor has gone off and i might just spend today listening. :)

It's a good thing I don't believe in respect because I wanna act as if the Universe is mine.

i wanna feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside...like i feel when i'm on benedryl.

I'd make a good boyfriend if I could commit to anybody as well as I seem to have committed to Twitter.com.

the guy on 1 shoulder says keep doing twitter. the guy on the other shoulder says go back to sleep. problem: i dont know which ones an angel

Sometimes I just laugh at twitter as a whole. You guys can split up the praise however you want to.

The worst thing about being insecure is that secure people will look down on you for being so insecure.

I wanna know everything so I won't miss a spot of divinity.

It's only safe to hope and need something until it comes when God thinks you need it.

@juhnetmickerdy @jennettemccurdy i like the first one and the last one pic.twitter.com/7LrmzWjzA2

I came back from the living.

@lovedoesmatter reminds me of the time i spilled my guts once to this girl and she thought i was joking and i never let her know i wasn't.:P

i don't even know what i'm talking about. :>

Dear Lord: thank you for the most amazing girl in the world to pay attention to me. Thanks for trance music. Thanks for 11:00 hawaiian pizza