I'm so drunk Josh looked good to me ... Ye Thas super drilunk

sometimes when I am alone I put Vaseline all over myself and pretend I'm a slug

hhahahaaaRT @cerromerussell: Lmao RT @blunted215 Heavy sobbing is good for your abs. RT @gypsie_xo: I workout to Drake's music :-/

fuck y'all “@sheylavalentin: Wtf! RT @iaintfunnytho: Sept. 11 RT @kontra_vi: When these J's come out http://twitpic.com/59d3bz”

“Ladies how would u feel if you was havin sex wit a dude 4 the 1st time and he screamed out "yes, i told them niggas i would get this pussy"

RT @watchj: Shoutout to @twitter for finding a way to make niggas read for entertainment.... You fuckin did it!!!!!!

“@sheylavalentin: Lmao RT @bigrusantana: LMFAO no way RT @lynettenicoleee: RT @_prettypri: Lmao FUCK MY BIG BLACK ASS http://t.co/uLxCPE8H”

“@marcus2braids: I need 20 strippers 4 a new reality show airing on BRAVO email pics & contact info if interested facet2braids@gmail.com”

Doll house and tonight Friday sat Monday “@_imotorboat: @izzyizdabest what nights u at Rachel's?”

anyone wanna drink with me ? dollhouse ? any body? :/ ok

@_thepromiser but u continued to tweet and text me? don't confuse me boy

that's cute I say marry her “@_thepromiser: Lmaooo shits dope im out here on a mission http://t.co/ZlrpIjcr”

das nasty “@opeezy11: Damnn RT @djjumpoff_: I love a meeeeeean dick in my booty hole !!!”

lmao “@allenyork: Man, look here cuz... RT @danchrism: Man WHAT??? RT @cmaysphoto: Man A's colored Benz, I push miracle whips”

wow “@_thepromiser: Nah son nah RT @godhoey: My pullout method failed me once but the God blessed me with a miscarriage”

me not exactly but similar “@hornynerdcrazy: I just want to eat some pussy and then call it a night”

bad parent “@iambrianj: I wonder what is worse, being a deadbeat, or being a bad parent...”

1 more year left and ima take this shit out I want another kid

yup I'm hungry

oh no “@sirskribe: Remember True Love is going through her phone and deleting every contact with a guys name on it while she showers.”