I really hated tonight's Office episode. @mindykaling's costume wasn't tight enough

watch this from the 0:50 mark to 1:30.... RT @asvpxrocky: TO TRILL..TOO TURNT UP..... TO FUCCKIN KRAZY!!!!! .A.S.A.P http://t.co/5lI6Eu1g

Lochte's grill is so boss. Swim home old man Phelps.

@sexidance yes i dont think hulu plus cures aids.

IF I SEE ONE MORE RYAN KENNEDY TWEET I'M GOING TO KILL THAT KID MYSELF

Understandable. Dogs can't get into the venue. RT @imabeagle: @brooklynvegan @j0shj0shj0sh I give a fuck

Congrats I always knew you could do it! #WPS RT @mayorofponce: We won the Kentucky Derby. pic.twitter.com/Tj540Yk0zo

Apple are such cocks The "Do Not Ask Again" box for the dialog about downloading a new version of iTunes only works if you download itunes

WCVB interviewing a man with a dominos pizza.

RIP Roger Ebert. Hope you got to see Spring Breakers before you passed.

It's a nightmare RT @juliepoptart: sleeping is hard work

Yes nothing is healthier than 17g of fat. RT @eatthisnotthat: EAT THIS @ Taco Bell: Chili Cheese Burrito for 380 calories & 17 g fat!

I hope my children's children don't spend their entire lives endlessly scrolling through netflix titles

Thank you that's a very nice sentiment RT @courtneystodden: Hope everyone is enjoying their day :)

Oh. RT @nahright: Listen: Juicy J ft. 2 Chainz & Trina – "Having Sex"  http://bit.ly/Xb4M96 

Songwriting is so hard…… :( :( :(…… BUT I LOVE IT :D

awww :( RT @juliepoptart: A plate of nachos as a suicide note

We live in very confrontational times.

"I saw #CutForBieber trending on Twitter but I just assumed beliebers were attempting to get him to chop off his foreskin" >> Gawker comment

DANGER MALWARE AHEAD!! **SHUT UP GOOGLE CHROME WHAT DO YOU KNOWW!!!!** ::click::