Seriously, I have two spare tickets for ymas the first London date, +1 meet and greet, and I'm not charging for the tickets, anyone?!

I'm a human, raised by twats.

If only @youmeatsix were playing in my garden instead of Oxford tonight ..#youmeathalloween

Can't promise that things won't be broken, but I swear that I will never leave.

You'd think christmas eve tele would be better than this, apparently not.

I wanna roll you up in a ball and shove you up my vagina.

We were young, we were in our teens.

@beckytheunic0rn: Nothing gets past me. Me: That car just did.

Why was the education system invented! Couldn't we all just be retards and more importantly get sleeeeep.

14,000th tweet goes to @tastetheairr @yayitsbecky (cute) @danykaaj @maramiscosmic @krizzyechelon @ummadriana @bellaargh and @kita_cheersdear

What kinda parent puts their kid thought a baby beauty pageant.

How amazing would it be if I found someone to go @youmeatsix with in London, and meet them as I have meet ad greet, hint hint!

I don't give into trending topics but when one about six british soldiers is turned into one about a stupid 'band', it's just disgusting.

So who's keeping score on who is a whore.

We were the kings and queens of promise.

If you hate coldplay please press the unfollow button.

When I was younger I always thought, I could be someone if I tried enough.

And I know I've said this all before, but opposites attract, we try and run away but end up running back.

And I'm down, down but definitely not out.

So this is the end of you and me.