@maureenjohnson #mydad told me he used to be Tarzan. Also a girl. Also a bicycle. Also the moon.

GUYS. GUUUUYS. I just found a fanfiction entitled "Jesus and Hitler: A Romance" JESUS AND HITLER. A ROMANCE.

I bought bird shaped scissors this morning. I love them.  http://twitpic.com/c257xe 

I just saw about 30 seconds of an X-Men movie and a guy sprouted wings and flew out of a window. That's the kind of person I aspire to be.

IT'S DIFFICULT TO TAKE FAHRENHEIT 451 SERIOUSLY WHEN YOU'VE GOT "SOME BIDOOF THAT I USED TO KNOW" STUCK IN YOUR HEAD.

Earlier Emma tweeted about coat hangers and then I drew this. http://t.co/ECCwSskY

WE NAYD AS MOCH FURNICHUR AS YER CAN THREOW DOHN

Geida didn't actually specify where she was bleeding from. Could have just been a paper cut or something

there are so many people that don't think bisexuality is a real thing and that's pretty astounding to me

I should make a load of accounts and make becky follow them all so I am the biggest percentage >:)

Just remembered how Javert recognised Valjean from his lifting face what the hell

@minty_badger see I'm the other way. I like Miranda but I don't like Miranda

Apparently Dylan wanted to get me a vaccum cleaner for my birthday :')

Now back to the accidental gay porn. I mean diving.

Craig with cat ears http://t.co/R4iQIIQp

"Your fairy turned to dust!" What would that be then? A DUST FAIRY? Huh @thedustfairy?

The One With The Barricade. The One Where They Try To Overthrow The State. The One Where Everyone Dies #lesfriends

Trying to cheer myself up by imagining les Amis in a Friends AU

@minty_badger becky you are super cute I wanna smush your face

"And I speak here with her voice" gosh, fantine had a pretty deep voice