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Laying in bed watching Coppers.
I like texting "Lick my butt hole" to my friends, then when they write back "WHAT!" I say, "Damn autocorrect."
How come the people who want to put "Christ back into Christmas" never worry about putting Thor back into Thursday?
What would be NSFW if you worked in porn?
We're off to do our weekly shopping. I hate going out in public. All the laughing and pointing. It's exhausting. My arm gets tired.
If you are eligible to vote and elect not to you've elected to be a dumbass.
I left my iPhone behind when I went shopping. I felt naked without it. Mostly because it was in my pants (which were also at home).
I wish I was a Bank of America customer so I could close all my accounts!
Remember folks, autoplay music on a website is the work of the devil.
All I know for sure is that Amanda Knox did not kill Michael Jackson. I repeat: Amanda Knox did not kill Michael Jackson.
A Christopher L. Jorgensen website showcasing the letters he writes to luminaries and companies with their responses. I block a fuckload of people. Try me.
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