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What would be NSFW if you worked in porn?
We're off to do our weekly shopping. I hate going out in public. All the laughing and pointing. It's exhausting. My arm gets tired.
If you are eligible to vote and elect not to you've elected to be a dumbass.
I left my iPhone behind when I went shopping. I felt naked without it. Mostly because it was in my pants (which were also at home).
I wish I was a Bank of America customer so I could close all my accounts!
Remember folks, autoplay music on a website is the work of the devil.
All I know for sure is that Amanda Knox did not kill Michael Jackson. I repeat: Amanda Knox did not kill Michael Jackson.
Laying in bed watching Coppers.
Dear Spammers, please update your pitch to include the iPad 3. A free iPad 2 is what the lame spammers offer.
Don't you hate when the voices in your head forget to tell you whether or not you're off your meds?
I think a false #Rapture is the 3rd best excuse for skipping church tomorrow. Atheism is 2nd and rational thought is the 1st.
If you go to the main twitter homepage and watch the "Top Tweets" they are all 100% insipid. It's like a scrolling Hallmark box of vomit.
A Christopher L. Jorgensen website showcasing the letters he writes to luminaries and companies with their responses. I block a fuckload of people. Try me.