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Laying in bed watching Coppers.
What would be NSFW if you worked in porn?
We're off to do our weekly shopping. I hate going out in public. All the laughing and pointing. It's exhausting. My arm gets tired.
If you are eligible to vote and elect not to you've elected to be a dumbass.
I left my iPhone behind when I went shopping. I felt naked without it. Mostly because it was in my pants (which were also at home).
I wish I was a Bank of America customer so I could close all my accounts!
Remember folks, autoplay music on a website is the work of the devil.
All I know for sure is that Amanda Knox did not kill Michael Jackson. I repeat: Amanda Knox did not kill Michael Jackson.
I know I am not the only one getting tired of the ice bucket challenge. Enough already.
I consider myself adventurous but there’s no way you could get me to eat sushi made at a Walmart
A Christopher L. Jorgensen website showcasing the letters he writes to luminaries and companies with their responses. I block a fuckload of people. Try me.