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Everyone keeps telling me I look really tan today. Pretty sure it's the jaundice, but whatever, I'll take it.
At this point I'm gonna not get into House of Cards just to spite people. I get it! It's amaaaaazing. Fuck. Just let me live, man.
Happy Thursday! Let's kick the tires and start the fires! No wait, guys, I didn't mean literally light tires on fire. It's an expression.
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