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I'm for a GWAR statue on Monument Ave. Have a stream of water (or whatever) coming out of Oderus's prosthetic. You know, something tasteful.
All these crazy and 'fun' ways to open wine bottles on FB. A boot? Really?! How about you just always have a wine key handy, you heathens.
Everyone keeps telling me I look really tan today. Pretty sure it's the jaundice, but whatever, I'll take it.
At this point I'm gonna not get into House of Cards just to spite people. I get it! It's amaaaaazing. Fuck. Just let me live, man.
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