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I know it's irrational, but pi is one of my favorite numbers.

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"Scantily" is my favorite kind of "clad".

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I enjoy the irony that in the divorce, my wife will get the couch that I have spent so many nights on.

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Put on pants, THEN go to Post Office.
Put on pants, THEN go to Post Office.

I swear I'll get it right this time.

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I am my son's favorite piece of furniture.

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I'd like to lose about 65 pounds. Are there casinos in England?

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Not tonight. I have a handache.

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Bacon: It's not why I'm fat. It's why I'm *happy*.

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Eating a OH GOD I CAN’T EAT ANY MORE ON THIS TRIP

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I've just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of this apartment for another 13 months.

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I just taught myself what "autodidact" means.

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Wish I'd ordered my new President from Amazon. Free 2-day shipping instead of having to wait until 1/20/09.

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I'm thinking of starting a social network for cannibals and calling it "Facecook."

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I hate getting up to go to the bathroom in the wee hours of the night. But I guess that's how they got their name.

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I can't wait for the final season of LOST.

Especially the episode where the Harlem Globetrotters show up on the island.

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Boy: Can I have some chocolate?
Me: After dinner. What do you want for dinner?
Boy: Uh… something small.

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Oh, you're a vegetarian? What a coincidence! I eat vegetarians!

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Did Twitter go down for a long time? I'm sure I can do better.

LADIES.

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Ate some meatballs. Listened to ABBA. AS IKEALY.

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This is my Birdhouse/This is my gun/This is for Favrd/This is for fun

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