Damn, just missed the ninja parade this year. It slipped by unnoticed, again.

@kseniaanske My father is writing his WWII memoirs and considering the self-publishing route thanks to your influence :)

I'm Back - Remake Homage to @steveagee #bmx #nailedit #la  http://vine.co/v/bw16OvbtTBL 

@steveagee the secret of success behind all low budget vines = child labor

Old Spice parody from a woman's perspective http://bit.ly/b26lTF

Spent the entire morning on a farm petting sheep. Craving lambchops for dinner.

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. ~Mark Twain

New How-To Video: 5 Min. Chocolate Pudding (from scratch!) http://bit.ly/bni48l

Insane accident on S 580 in Berkeley. Flipped SUV http://twitpic.com/1i3sp2

Time for a band meeting! Flight of the Conchords tix on pre-sale with code FRODO at www.ticketmaster.com

Cop's radar gun clocked me at 82mph. Successfully talked my way out of a ticket and I didn't even blame my Toyota.

Stick together! We'll get through Design Hell. http://bit.ly/5SgJVV (thx @epymetheus)

@alexperham My inspiration came from this of "Bored to Death" http://bit.ly/2u6K5I

All your Google Voice transcriptions are belongs to us. LOL http://bit.ly/TCCKi

Music deconstruction and the origins of Pandora. Great article! http://bit.ly/4zrXSh (thx @techig)

Zing!! RT @zee: 376 of the best one-liners on the internet http://bit.ly/1zaG5k

Try my cupcakes and many others this Sunday at CupcakeCamp SF! Map: http://is.gd/3Oknh

Great list of food vendors to follow http://bit.ly/12sEPi

Budget-solving idea: Sell State Prison yearbooks to tourists. Funniest Inmate. Most Likely to Murder, Again.

With staring cherubic eyes, he put his tiny hands on my cheeks, drew my face towards his and kissed me squarely on the lips. <3