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Damn, just missed the ninja parade this year. It slipped by unnoticed, again.
Spent the entire morning on a farm petting sheep. Craving lambchops for dinner.
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it. ~Mark Twain
Time for a band meeting! Flight of the Conchords tix on pre-sale with code FRODO at www.ticketmaster.com
Cop's radar gun clocked me at 82mph. Successfully talked my way out of a ticket and I didn't even blame my Toyota.
Budget-solving idea: Sell State Prison yearbooks to tourists. Funniest Inmate. Most Likely to Murder, Again.
With staring cherubic eyes, he put his tiny hands on my cheeks, drew my face towards his and kissed me squarely on the lips. <3