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how much ice cream is dinner?
We should move tax day to the fourth of July to remind people that freedom isn't free.
it's NICE,guy with a million followers, hat you favorited my tweet.just RT it.9 more people might follow me.this is my life. tweet.
When, in comedy, every sentence is a question-as a set up.I become impatient. I enjoy a statement. Yes, we have all bought gifts for people.
My 2nd greatest character defect is that I'm impatient and mean to idiots. My greatest character defect is I don't regret it.
Twitter is where my family can't find me.
Stand up is the last bastion of democracy. It's free. Anyone can call themself a comic. Anyone can do it. No one can make you stop doing it.
Don't these people have daughters? #GOP
io9 LIKES me. I'm kinda psyched. http://io9.com/13-smart-podcasts-that-will-feed-your-hunger-for-knowle-472895324 …
When I can't get my nephew to call me back I just change the password on my Netflix account.
It's going to be fine. You're doing the best you can. Keep up the good work. Take care o' each other out there. And... Good mornin.
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