If Mitt Romney gets elected I'm moving to Canada

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Is iMessage not working for anyone else

Taylor Swift has dubstep in her new song I'm literally getting in my car to go drive off the nearest cliff right now

If Honey Boo Boo's mom can find a husband so can I

Everyone deserves a nice punch in the face today

I would be the best girlfriend ever. Just tell me I'm cute once in a while and I'll occasionally cook you food and make out with you. Simple

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way

Japanese exchange student puking in the bathroom and saying "I love America"

True Life: I'm obsessed with my dog

Cigarettes are gross as fuck

My favorite month starts tomorrow!

HAVING A NICE CAMERA DOESN'T MAKE YOU A PHOTOGRAPHER YOUR PHOTOS SUCK A LOT HAVE A NICE DAY BYE!

Ashley let me puke in her hands last night. If that's not friendship I don't know what is

@keshasuxx forks or spoons?!?

I have no sympathy for girls who chose their boyfriend over their friends as then have no one left when they break up

#Workaholics season 3 is going to have THIRTY EPISODES. I have never been so happy in my life

Must be nice to be born pretty and skinny like really

When people who are taking like 3 classes at a community college complain about school work......lol I'm sorry but stop

If you need your coffee triple triple you probably shouldn't even be drinking coffee.