Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
Bon Jovi says he’s not interested in owning the Bills, breaks out singing “It’s my life, it’s now or never, I don’t wanna suck forever.”
Bill Belichick at a post-game presser could make Stephen Hawking feel like an idiot.
I believe it is every American's right to own & carry a T-shirt cannon.
Dear Zombies, why not just eat other zombies? Sincerely, non-zombies. (Note: Probably, being zombies, you're not on twitter)
Good pickup line: "I know EXACTLY where I'd bury you."