I don't know what else to vine.  https://vine.co/v/b0ntOtqWKJO 

Every time somebody unfollows me, "YOU CAN'T SIT WITH US!" roars over and over in my mind.

It really annoys me when you invest so much time in stalking somebody's Instagram and then they make it private. RUDE.

So, Vine? jade leigh martin

My favourite thing to do is to search the Belieber tag and realise how infinitely more stable my life actually is.

Sometimes I look at things and wish really really hard I had photographic memory but then my brain is like nope

When I grow up, I want to be Elaine Benes.

@_that_asshole When did it all become so cyber-controlled? It's like, you don't get dumped personally now. You get it on every social site.

@rhw Hi Rosie! I drew you :) pic.twitter.com/EjdX7HUV6u

I want more of an Internet presence without any of the effort.

@helgahst Now I know you're lying, nobody truthful would use that many exclamation points. She's a cross between a burns victim and a clown.

Everyone deserves to feel good about themselves, so tonight Google pictures of Lindsay Lohan's mug shots.

Fucking hell. Have you ever logged into Facebook with the chat feature erroneously on? Full of lurkers and murderers.

MAKE ME FAMOUS, TWITTER. pic.twitter.com/Q2gyph5W65

Has anybody ever seen Whoopi Goldberg and Lil Wayne in the same room...?

I'm starting to think these self-proclaimed geeks and dorks with obnoxious cleavage aren't really geeks and dorks

I had a lot of really inspirational thoughts I was going to tweet you all today...but then I remembered I'm not a cunt

The length of the iPhone charger causes me more stress than most things in life and that just makes me sad

Lucille Bluth is my spirit animal.

I just googled "how to squat" and that's enough exercise for me.