Love is having a Ferrero Rocher unwrapped for you because you're too lazy to do it yourself.

@acemcwicked Best hashtag ever.

Put food in your mouth, phone rings #callcentrewoes

@someofmybest Marcia! Marcia! Marcia!

Awkward - the lights are out, but the terrible stadium music is still playing... #NZLvARG

Shame Wellington - Forgot to pay your power bill! #NZLvARG

@guywilliamsguy Too late Guy - already spotted your apostrophe fail in the last tweet!

@guywilliamsguy I'm pretty sure most of the flagbearers hold it that way on purpose. I know I would - and I'm a girl.

@_jjw_ Polio

@guywilliamsguy Trophy for the boxing match?!

In bed, reading the BFG for the first time in a very long time. No regrets about staying in, whatsoever.

@matiuworkman "you can't beat Wellington on a good day!! Stay there!"

@matiuworkman if you're lucky, it might even rain while you're here! :)

Keeps tweeting about rugby - what a jock ...

Fireworks don't go boom, they go ka-Ching... #RWC2011

@arpsjm guess where I am... http://t.co/qiYnT3t

It's never OK to sing along to the Cranberries, Zombie...

“@robyngallagher: First Eileen, now the poor Silver Ferns. This is why we have commas. “@trevormallard: Come on the Ferns. That is all.”

Poor Pingu! “@nzstuff: Emperor penguin a long way from home at Kapiti http://t.co/olcDntH”

@arpsjm Lolz @ you with all the twitter... X