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If you put really stupid things on social networks chances are I've screenshotted them and sent them to my friends and we've made fun of you
Northern US, don't make fun of us being excited for snow. Snow here is about as rare as a BCS bowl win there. Maybe you'll understand
I'm suffering from Mississippi Public High School Education Syndrome.
I don't enjoy Ole Miss losing. But I LOVE seeing someone as arrogant, egomaniacal, and air-headed as Henderson failing at something.
I just watched a marijuana joint LITERALLY pick up a gun and shoot some guy
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But I have alzheimer's
Hey I just met you
Congrats to everyone who will be graduating high school in the next week or two. Also, my condolences if that's the peak of your life
Goes to beach and spends more time insisting that everyone on the Internet knows that you're at the beach than actually enjoying the beach
Bandz'll make em sign Bandz'll make em sign Bandz'll make em sign Bandz'll make em sign Bandz'll make em sign Bandz'll make em sign
Nemo, newcomer of orange and white, you have been called forth to the top of Mt. Wannahockaloogie to join in the fraternal bonds of tankhood
I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.
Fish are friends, not food.
Rain isn't fun when you're in college...
alcohol + females + Instagram = awful
You guys should've heard how long I held the "u" in the f-bomb after looking at the temperature this morning.
If you've never just sat and stared at the stars for a long while and thought about how petty some of your problems are, I'd recommend it.
I'm going to eat uncontrollably and justify being fat with a few Marilyn Monroe quotes
Until you've walked in Corinth, MS's Wal-Mart and just looked around at your fellow species then you've never truly experienced life.
these thoughts are hypothetical. Mississippi State University