"Sometimes I like to act like a homeless person" - @tyleroakley

Why is Obama at Beyoncé's concert?

“@itssowonka: My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am.”

Miss this kid @tyleroakley http://t.co/NLi61pMd

Gots my hurr did pic.twitter.com/v8LPvCi72g

Awkwardly meeting @thesaturdays with @bostonbrodes pic.twitter.com/wzIXanBD

You know how I know you're gay? You have a white iPhone.

@tyleroakley Watching your twit cam - only because I miss your face! xx

“@samlansky: I keep thinking if I get enough Twitter followers I'll forget that I'm single”

#ASKTYLER I miss your face! (@tyleroakley live on http://t.co/fE8PLPfP)

In light of all this talk about @beyonce today, I have found the best website possibly ever created  http://poormichelle.com/ 

It's officially valentines day in like, 2 weeks. I have 14 days to find a husband.

Jake, Australian Blogger and Marketing Graduate, New York City  http://wp.me/p2rAxC-La  via @wordpressdotcom

#ASKTYLER get to NYC at the start of November. We gonna hang? (@tyleroakley live on http://t.co/fE8PLPfP)

Adam Levine, sit on my face.

Madonna can eat my shit.

When you're ready come and get it

Tom Daley was born in 1994 and I feel like a pedophile. Sorry I'm not sorry.

Can we just discuss my boyfriend on the cover of Flaunt magazine for a second? #ZacEfron pic.twitter.com/fxgyZyp46v

I think Taylor Swift and I have lots in common. Except she gets the boys and I don't. But we are both vindictive & whiny & write about them.