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Kristen Stewart looks like she'd give the world's most disinterested handjob. Lots of eye-rolling and sighing. Obviously, I'm on board.
What time today does Apple announce why my phone is now a piece of shit?
Congratulations to Florida for being the first state bold enough to legalize Post-Pregnancy Abortion.
Oh just put out the full version of that new Daft Punk song already, we've all had a shitty day.
RIP Henry Hill... but Janice Rossi in 2R is still a whore.
Bad news. In the midst of all that chaos, WE LOST SUGAR MAN AGAIN.
Wanna make your Easter spooky and pretentious? Put on some Tears For Fears and dress up like like that friggin' bunny from Donnie Darko!
♫ We're up all night to get Kony. ♫
Hey, just straight up, don't vote for Mitt Romney.
To the 50 year-old gentleman I just saw riding a bike down Santa Monica Blvd. in lingerie and high heels: May all your dreams come true.
Just watched Kanye West give the most terrifying PowerPoint presentation I've ever seen.