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Whitney Houston's isolated vocal track on "How Will I Know." http://t.co/UllJetDi
It's that magical time of year when @fart searches Twitter and retweets young people who are unsatisfied with their gifts! Check it out!
Kristen Stewart looks like she'd give the world's most disinterested handjob. Lots of eye-rolling and sighing. Obviously, I'm on board.
The body has ways to shut down the liberal media. RT @toddakin: I apologized but the liberal media is trying to make me drop out.
What time today does Apple announce why my phone is now a piece of shit?
Wow. RT @applebees: There's a fake tweet going around about a Twin Towers Fudge Explosion Sundae for $2.99. The price is actually $3.99.
Sure wish the @lacomedyawards would donate the money they've made off their ridiculous fraud to the Red Cross! http://jakefogelnest.com/post/34795030379 …
Congratulations to Florida for being the first state bold enough to legalize Post-Pregnancy Abortion.
Oh just put out the full version of that new Daft Punk song already, we've all had a shitty day.
Wanna make your Easter spooky and pretentious? Put on some Tears For Fears and dress up like like that friggin' bunny from Donnie Darko!
Thank you for blurring the naked man @cnn. I wouldn't want to see a naked man in the middle of all this violence.
To the 50 year-old gentleman I just saw riding a bike down Santa Monica Blvd. in lingerie and high heels: May all your dreams come true.
Just watched Kanye West give the most terrifying PowerPoint presentation I've ever seen.
Professional.
