BREAKING: Next iPhone to include SCREEN, sources indicate it may be composed of PIXELS.

DOCTOR WHO SPOILER: The Doctor travels through time!

If you don't vote because the election is "rigged", it will continue to be rigged.

iOS in its current form is great for people who want to do stuff.

If you want to dick around with your phone all day, get an Android phone.

Can we stop using "gay" as an insult now?

You can pry @tweetbot from my cold, dead hands, @twitterapi.

Jesus Saves.
Then he makes redundant secure backups because he understands the value of his data.

*gets down on one knee* Will you be my co-founder?

Why does Kanye's publicist allow him to have a Twitter account?

Apple: Oh no UDIDn't

The Outback in Cumming is between BJ's and Dick's.

I need to move.

#INeedMasculismBecause I don't realise that equality is the goal of feminism.

Also, ew girls are icky.

I can only hope that someday space launches won't be an event. #Dragon

How could RIM have an outage now? Do they want to lose both of their remaining fans?

Step 1: attach Fitbit to left leg
Step 2: drive a manual in traffic
Step 3: meet step goal

Really, are people confusing The Czech Republic with Chechnya? I thought the world was more prague-essive than that.

Twitter feature idea: automatically block mike beas

And now my Mac’s had a herbal panic whilst asleep.

4 years ago I hadn't met any of you.

I'd say I'm better off now.

You know what's amazing?

Many of us carry pocket-sized computers with access to the collective knowledge of humanity at all times.