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Don't they know these Fleetwood Mac/P Diddy mashups are gonna get us all killed?
Coworker tells me they grind their herbs with a "mortar and pretzel".
"Christmas dubstep" is inevitable.
That royal baby better be named Kevin.
Where did yu meet your wife? Oh I just clicked on a scrolling advert on the bottom of a flashlight app. Yup.
I fold tea towels like a fuckin don.