Helping out @ozarksredcross if you can't physically is easy. http://bit.ly/lyEJAC

@goangelo @macys Guess the Magic of Macy's is that they magically stick behind a racist like #FuckFaceVonClownstick.

Monday just got a little better. Cosmo strikes WBC. “@dearshirley: #PrayForNewton #FuckWBC”

@mayhemmiller I'd be fine with it but I'm a "pinko commie atheist liberal" complete with a Obama sticker on my union-made car.

@shoq @goldietaylor Too bad Hostess Brands is blaming their 2nd in 8 yrs bankruptcy on union labor instead of ripping HQ from KC to Dallas.

@macys need more feedback? @dumpdtrump “@mashable: Macy's Twitter and Facebook Pages Overrun With Anti-Trump Comments  http://on.mash.to/ZKgLOu ”

@dcdebbie McCain would gladly vote to approve "Petroleum Industry History Month" but with the GOP that's every month.

@jesse_spencer That and a ban on foreworks. Saw a story about an Australian with rectal burns from letting off fireworks in his ass

@shoq I pulled a Romney. Bought a car elevator co, built my elevator, drained the co of their cash, and then let them go bankrupt.

@streetleague @robdyrdek I think my hands are bleeding from all the clapping. Never heard Sprint so loud.

@weatherchannel KC is. Wind, tornadoes, humidity, heat, blizzards, bitter cold, and our rapid swings in temps. No natural protection.

Tonight's @robdyrdek's #FantasyFactory - #DodgingDevilDonkeys sounds like what happens in another type of Fantasy Factory in Mexico

If @sarahpalinusa runs for president, I'll plan my trip to DC to go to Obama's 2012 Inauguration right now.

Anyone who throws a dog over an overpass (or any other animal) should get a steel toed boot kick to the groin on top of other chgs.

@kattykaybbc @mattfrei Many GOP households here in MO refused to put up an Akin sign. Actually saw Claire signs in GOP yards.

@richvos @cokelogic Beck was trying to compete w Stephanie Miller's @sexyliberal comedy tour. Only thing funny was Glenn's piss poor sales.

@mittrmoney Bullied the gay kid? Of all people who would ID with being different since you're a Mormon. What a douche bag. Hope you lose.

@angryblacklady As a whitey I'm not offended but I'm also an ACLU mem & Atheist who still celebrates Christmas.

@acedtect And now for the KS side of KC, Google approved for TV svcs by the State of Kansas: http://t.co/QAJdRvJC

@angryblacklady selling cookies and wearing badge sashes is a gateway drug into "whoredom" you know #GOPLogic