How To Not Create a Product: Step 1 - Build a framework. You're done!

The @mailbox app combines the power of no email with the excitement of waiting for the bus.

Has anyone else noticed the correlation between defect rates and arbitrary deadlines?

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Who said that thing about "Arguing with (software) estimates is like arguing with a cake about how long it's going to take to bake."?

Focus less on what features people ask for, and more on what problems they are trying to solve. Understand the context of the request.

I'm back, yo! Cheezburger representing at #velocityconf. Who wants to talk about pictures of cats on the internet AT SCALE?!

The worst part of refactoring is forcing your brain to understand the batshit crazy way that other people think.

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I wish SSH and Windows were better friends.

Kodak's failure is a great case study in how to destroy a incredibly valuable brand by not believing in change.

I order a bagel with cream cheese, but that's really just code for "I would like cream cheese and a cream cheese vehicle."

Seriously, MS needs to fire all the people currently responsible for product naming: "Microsoft Surface for Windows RT tablet"

To Scale An Organization, You Have To Quit Caring - http://t.co/VCoZajAn

I don't always read ITIL references, but when I do, I want to shoot myself in the face.

A great way to waste hours of your life is to forget that the default target for a new .NET 4 console app is "Client Profile" aka "Broken"

That feel when you realize you've spent 20 minutes reading a forum thread on coaster usage at parties.

Unix tools you guys. If you don't know them, you should. #grep #cut #csv #reports #fuckspreadsheets

Be the change you want to beat violently into the world.

If you know I'm signed in and your product homepage is a landing page selling your product, you are wasting my time. #uxfail