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If you want to protect family values, I think it would be more productive to go after dead-beat dads than gay marriage.
Facebook is the ex you keep running back to thinking THIS TIME IT'S GOING TO WORK!
Shampoo always confuses me. I can't decide if I want to be invigorated, exhilarated, or fortified.
I can't wait to find out how The Doctor saved us from the rapture. #doctorwho #rapture
The sun is becoming like an ex that stops by once a month for a quick lay. I'm angry at it for leaving but it's too good once it's here.
Looking up an actress that was hot 20 yrs ago only to find that she's even hotter today just makes me want to, well, sleep with her still.
RIP Kathryn Joosten - going to watch you die on Scrubs now... 0.o or I will if I figure out if that's appropriate or not
We can create artificial black holes in a lab but the vending machine at work won't take my crumpled dollar bill. #WTF #progress
Their voices are so melodic, I would listen to Alex Kingston and Benedict Cumberbatch reading the telephone book.
Fellas- stop saying you fuck like a hurricane. It also means you sometimes suddenly change directions and miss the mark altogether.
If you want to protect family values, I think it would be more productive to go after dead-beat dads than gay marriage.
@roewoof ::: Twin Peaks parody by Saturday Night Live (1990) - http://t.co/mjcsP1oH via @dailymotionusa
I ran a search for the punk band "Stiff Little Fingers" but mistyped "Stiff Little Gingers". I wasn't ready for those search results.
I ran a search for the punk band "Stiff Little Fingers" but typed "Stiff Little Gingers". I wasn't ready for those search results.
I feel like there hasn't been enough Yanni related jokes for the last fifteen years or so.
I was born and then a series of happenings led to this moment.
