Favstar gets even better if you sign in.
I had a dream that I met Jerry Seinfeld and my grandmother wouldn't take our picture because my phone was too complicated. Day = ruined.
I wondered what the stampede was all about, until I checked my email.
Subject: "Donuts in the kitchen!"
"Put your seatbelt on before I punch you in the face. I don't want you to get hurt."
Holy shit. 💜 #radiohead 💜 #thomyork
This caucus talk is making me sleepy.
I'm listening to my 3rd grade playlist.
I am not a gambler. I never know when to hold or fold.
OH: "lesbians, unicorns and butterflies...she's freaking out in here!"
Home is where MY heart is.
I once filled my purse with rocks so I could use it as a weapon.