I had a dream that I met Jerry Seinfeld and my grandmother wouldn't take our picture because my phone was too complicated. Day = ruined.

You guys, I made origami dresses. Be impressed. #origami #dresses #saturday #paper  http://instagr.am/p/UahVUQxlNT/ 

I wondered what the stampede was all about, until I checked my email.

Subject: "Donuts in the kitchen!"

"Put your seatbelt on before I punch you in the face. I don't want you to get hurt."
#imagoodmom

Hits from the bong. big ass bong! @cypress_hill

Just watched #futurepeople perform. One of their songs made me think of @iamchanelle. It was called #pantsoff!
#nopants

We live here! http://t.co/3Sf3B7Lz

Holy shit. 💜 #radiohead 💜 #thomyork

This caucus talk is making me sleepy.

I'm a brand new bitch too - every time my period ends.
@anjulie
#projectethos

Hi @kree0910! I miss you.

K bye.
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I'm listening to my 3rd grade playlist.
#walklikeanegyptian

Just posted a photo http://t.co/car4KSej

I am not a gambler. I never know when to hold or fold.

OH: "lesbians, unicorns and butterflies...she's freaking out in here!"

Home is where MY heart is.

I once filled my purse with rocks so I could use it as a weapon.

#childhoodmemories

Jerkie.
Cc: @courdek http://t.co/ic2lQlm