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In the future, I hope we can crack open a Philosophy book and see @jane_bot mentioned alongside the likes of Confucius, Socrates, and Aesop
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Hoarders can't swing a dead cat without hitting their pile of dead cats.
I don't get it. Why are you all dressed like Shrek today?
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I've been punching people ALL DAY for not wearing green.

Pinching is for pussies.
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If you're in line in front of me, you have two options: 1) make my eavesdropping worthwhile; or 2) finger fuck me. Your choice.
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girls just wanna *have fun.


*throw garbage at me.
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The lady at the lingerie shop told me I was an A cup.

So I strangled her with a tiny bra.

She took it back.

I'm a C cup again!
I wish this game was called 26.
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does green discharge count?
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You get to pinch everyone when you're color blind.
I thank @Jane_bot for the green avi today. She personally dipped me in wheat grass this morning.
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I just unlocked the knife I'm going to use to cut you on FourSquare!
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On a strict 'No pets with visible assholes' policy.
You spend one night dancing on a bar with no bra on and all of a sudden people want to label you.
I feel stupid and contagious, it must be this Teen Spirit deoderant I'm wearing.
I LOVE FARTING SO HOPEFULLY MY DAD WILL TEACH ME HOW TO MAKE A BOOTY CALL.
Look mom, no hands. No hands! Mom. Look. LOOK! That guy has NO HANDS!
I'm smothering this couch until it passes out.
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I've been on standby for heaven my whole life.
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