the national weather service has issued a holy fucking shit it's hotter then a motherfucker outside warning

whys everyone talkin about zombies. #iaintnevascurrred

nothing about a diesel truck turns me on 😁

#oomf needs to get some dick, bc she's always in bitchmode. #youhateeverything

theres nothing cute about a rude man or should i say boy, who talks down on ladies. #unattractive

the guys voice that talks on 98.1 makes me wanna kill myself omg most annoying voice ever

I wish I was a mermaid 🔮🐠👙☀

I say fuck ya less I'm with yaaaa. #nolie

There's a difference in cocky & confident..

I want to go to the drive innnn! 🌙🎥🚙💜

Your wasting my fucking time

Some of the gayest shit I see is when people caption their pic with I'm ugly. YEHHH BITCH, you ain't playin

You gotta act like a woman & think like a man ✌💋🎶

If you really wanted me you wouldnt fuck with my emotions

I love finding money in pockets 😊

Boys are like busses... Miss one next fifteen one comin manneeeeee

I dont even know who I am, so yall definately dont.

Who the fuck wants to grow up and be a adult, lets be real. Being a adult sucks seal dick

I wish I could RT these tweets but unfortunately I didn't get any this weekend..

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