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Nothing does wonders for the self-esteem like having two attractive women begin to sit down near you, realize what they've done, and move.
Yes, girl checking me out near the Science Center, I'm a man who knows exactly what he wants:
A chicken biscuit and a bottle of milk.
A chicken biscuit and a bottle of milk.
I was in what I thought was the redneckiest bar ever. And then "Return to Innocence" by Enigma started playing. Confusion set in.
Somewhere, a South Carolina expatriate living in Massachusetts is getting strange looks for yelling "COCKS" at his screen.
I see Facebook has added "widowed" to the relationship status options.
How the heck does the other person confirm THAT one?
How the heck does the other person confirm THAT one?
The last time Alice in Chains came out with an album, I was terrified of Windows 95 and what it would do to the Program Manager.
Going to have to shake my Star Trek addiction before I get married. I wouldn't make it to the wedding if I kept telling people I'm en-GAGEd.
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Rock radio in the car tonight; first time in years.
Playlist: Black Sabbath. Nickelback.
This is how you remind me why the iPod is better.
Playlist: Black Sabbath. Nickelback.
This is how you remind me why the iPod is better.
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Thinking about being JSON for Halloween. It's warm in SC this time of year, so the heavier XML costume would just be unbearable.
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It's a beautiful night to open the windows and let the crisp fall air and exhaust fumes into the apartment.
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Not sure the last time I saw a Lions jersey worn in public by someone who was not actually a Detroit Lion.
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