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To be alive: not just the carcass
But the spark.
That's crudely put, but,
If we're not supposed to dance,
Why all this music?
~Gregory Orr
But the spark.
That's crudely put, but,
If we're not supposed to dance,
Why all this music?
~Gregory Orr
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Delaying going to bed b/c I washed sheets and h-a-t-e putting the sheets on the bed. I wish Mr. Belvedere were here. :(
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The jogging-bots are still following me! Isn't it cute how optimistic they are? I can out-wait them. Good thing. B/c I can't out run them.
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Steely Dan music has always reminded me of those long hallways you go down to get to mall bathrooms. Always.
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Hey Twitter, meeting at my house tomorrow, 10am. BYOWV (Bring your own wet vac) Oh, and some towels. Dammit.
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WOW. I am actually bored. I am going to sit here and revel in this feeling.................huh......turns out being bored is kind of boring.
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I will NOT watch The Real Housewives of OC Reunion show. I will need some brain left for work tomorrow.
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When I hear Michael MacDonalds voice, I feel physically ill. His voice is SO depressing. Visceral response. I haz it.
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No, honey, they're not yelling about dorky beige pants, those drunk guys yelling about "Khakis" locked their keys in their car.
#southie
#southie
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The South Boston St. Patrick's Day parade: 14% ruddy faced local politicians, 20% little kids, and 66% drunk dudes w/ hats on backwards.
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I could not agree more RT @DRUNKHULK DRUNK HULK THINK TED NO EVER TELL KID HOW HE MET MOTHER! JUST LIKE CLARISSA NO EVER EXPLAIN ALL!
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I am being followed by jogging-bots. Clearly they don't know me as well as my cheese-bots and crap tv-bots.
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I realize I am coming VERY late to this party, but...Avett Brothers...awesome. Are there any beers left?
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It was actually the gay community who cancelled prom. The problem wasn't the TUX, it was the powder blue cumberbund. Also:carnation on lapel
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