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Im no rocket scientist...
That's it, thought you all should know!
The last thing on earth I want to do is the last thing I'll ever do on earth!
A dragon trying to blow out his birthday candles.
Pooping in an elevator.
Taking shit to a whole new level!
My worst fear ever is to end up being trapped in a cakeless marriage!!!
My pet flea has its own pet dog!
Ever been so drunk that you could see sounds!
Keep thinking to myself, I need to filter all the weirdos in my life
Then I realise if others start doin the same I'll have no friends left!
Its so easy to see that many people never speak from the heart...
They probably never found theirs...
sometimes the way to a man's heart is through his stomach...
With a kitchen knife!
In Alcohols defence I say and do stupid shit when I'm sober too!
Put your hands up in the air and wave 'em like the crazy Mofo you are!!!
I LOVE SUGARRRRRRRRRR!
ME: Sorry for not listening to you N getting distracted,starting NOW things will be..
HIM: I SAID CAN YOU STOP POURING HOT COFFEE ON MY LAP!
Im not crazy you're boringly normal!