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I'm almost brilliant at poetry except the rhyming part...
What rhymes with marijuana?
When i suck helium from a balloon n say,1st rule of fight club,u don't talk about it n u don't think it's the funniest we can't be friends!
PRO TIP MEN:Go upto ur woman wit asprin,tell her its for a headache,when she responds,"I don't hv one!"
Then say,"oK!then!let's have sex!"
A vacuum cleaner...
But for dirty minds.
Men look at a woman's butt & say:
"what an ass..."
But more often than not,
women look at a man's face & say:
"what an ass!"
If history repeated itself:
1.stupid would still be stupid
2.my Ex would still be dead
3.u'd still be losing a min of ur life reading this!
I don't know why people say "suffer from insanity"...
I personally love it!
Goodnight my tweeps...
Rock my TL while I sleep...
You're being so nice to my TL mister!
Trying to get into my retweets are ya!
I don't think any babies are ugly...
Their parents are and they just happen to look like them!
If life gave me lemons I'd sell 'em and go buy shoes!